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[WP] You receive a letter in the mail by a cross-eyed owl notifying you that you're going to be in the new class at Hogwarts this year.
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[WP] The CDC has developed a mass pandemic virus engineered to only affect regions of the world based upon geographic location. You open your email and find you have been randomly chosen to pick the locations the pandemic will be released into and have until noon to do it. It is currently 9AM.
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[WP] Today is your first day as a sitcom script writer and you are assigned the primary duty of writing the pilot episode of Logan: Mutant Proctologist
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You build a time machine to go back to 1940 to kill Hitler, but instead it malfunctions and takes you back to an alternate 1940.
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WP] - Growing old and illness has been eliminated through the use of a vaccine given at birth, no one has aged past 25 for 2,000 years. On your 200th birthday you get up to start your daily routine and upon looking in the mirror you notice a grey hair on your head.
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[WP] You wake up one morning and suddenly realize you verbalize every one of your thoughts no matter how crazy they are and today is the day you have an interview to be a CEO of a Fortune 500 company. You walk into the interview and hope you can keep your thoughts from being spoken out loud.
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[WP] You show up for your first day on the set of Sesame Street as their new puppeteer and find out just before the show starts you operate and are the voice of the new character Lenny who has severe Tourette's syndrome.
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[WP] Every day for a month at exactly 3PM you get a strange phone call asking for Ronald Daniels, and you tell them that no one by that name lives there....one day at 3PM the phone doesn't ring but there's a knock on the door and you answer it and a delivery man has you sign for it (continued below)
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