/u/Hannibus42's posts
[WP] Humans just went extinct, and it was entirely our own fault. The Gods have ressurected one human to help them decide whether they should restore our species, or simply let us be dead and forgotten. Our champion has been chosen; Exurb1a is about to make his case.
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[WP] You were so incredibly lucky, that you never realized how horrifyingly incompetent you were at nearly everything... until you broke a mirror this morning.
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[WP] You are the greatest assassin who has ever lived; so when God escaped Area 51, the US Government hired you to put him down.
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[WP] It's been years since they arrested Death, completely ending mortality. Now his accomplices: War, Pestilence, Famine, and Reddit Moderators have finally been caught as well.
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[WP] Named after the greatest President in US History, SpaceX's Generation Colony ship "The_Donald Trump" has been drifting through space after being sent off course exactly 5,000 years ago.
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The reality/competition show Big Brother isn't what it seems. Otev is actually an ancient, shape-shifting god and the entire show is an annual ritual that stops this deity from regaining its true power; so it can either destroy or take over the world.
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[WP] The people of the country known as Tuven have decided that they are allowed to elect their next president from the entire population of Earth. You, an ordinary American, just won an election you didn't even know was going on.
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The entire crew of Picard's Enterprise (literally every person on the ship) lives inside of someone's mind and they can control the person like they control their ship.
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