/u/HannoPicardVI's posts
[WP] "Oh come, lots of small impacts occur all the time around the world; you just don't hear about it in the media or the places are unpopulated and remote. Anyway, Saturn and Jupiter do most of the work; there hasn't been an extinction-level impact for hundreds of millions of years goddamit!"
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[WP] "We can't have the humans knowing what we've done out there, out there in space. We need to keep them grounded and down-to-Earth, contained on their planet. If they know what we've done, if they find out..."
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[WP] A tense silence filled the room. The White House Science Advisor cleared his throat. "I can now confirm," he nodded, "that Alpha Centauri A and B and Proxima Centauri have all disappeared. We do not know how this is possible or what has happened, but the entire star system...has gone."
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[WP] Bryan Wetherspoon, 26, an interstellar pilot, has just been made redundant owing to increased automation. Vengeful, he is now enroute to Persephone in 40 Eridani B to blow up Jupiter Command, the central Hive Mind of all AI systems across the human interstellar community.
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[WP] It is actually the mid 2800s (29th century) and you, an enthusiastic tourist of history, have forgotten everything and where you are due to a catastrophic malfunction in the simulation you have willingly entered.
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[WP] Abducted by aliens, Tristan is hooked up with cybernetic implants centuries ahead of human technology; he now wakes up somewhere in Wisconsin, with a machine-perfect memory, highly detailed AR vision, immediate mental access to the internet and every website currently in existence.
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[WP] "Gliese 710 isn't a star, it's...it's a..." The voice of the President of TELDSOTF (The Extremely Large Deep Space Orbital Telescope Foundation) trailed off.
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[WP] 150 million years ago, two settler ships carrying "the Arcturians", a sentient humanoid bipedal species, arrive on a habitable planet: Earth. The Arcturians attempt to begin settling on Earth, but quickly encounter fierce and giant reptiles...which can't be reasoned with.
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