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I saw my former student, he said, "Hello" to me, I walked on, he turned to stab me, I felt his knife go into my chest, I said, "Don't you know that you can't just make multiple sentences fit the rule of a subreddit just by adding commas, this leads to run-on sentences, have I taught you nothing?"

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"Yeah, but my boss is too much of a dumbass to see that this would never work," Carol replied...

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"I can't believe I'm going to be a father!" I tearfully exclaimed as my wife emerged from the bathroom with the pregnancy test in hand.

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Your time machine is a success, sending you back 100 years to your exact same location.

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"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."

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So I'm, like, just minding my own business as an iceberg, doin' normal iceberg things

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I woke up in the darkness, gagged, to the warmth of his breath and the feel of his fingers running through my hair.

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Gripping a loose patch of skin by the fingernails, the teenager peeled the monster's face up and slowly over his head.

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My neighbor's dog is so expressive when he barks.

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How did the lion, native to Africa, come to be the symbol on English heraldry?

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I saw my former student, he said, "Hello" to me, I walked on, he turned to stab me, I felt his knife go into my chest, I said, "Don't you know that you can't just make multiple sentences fit the rule of a subreddit just by adding commas, this leads to run-on sentences, have I taught you nothing?"	3877	TwoSentenceHorror
"Yeah, but my boss is too much of a dumbass to see that this would never work," Carol replied...	1111	TwoSentenceHorror
"I can't believe I'm going to be a father!" I tearfully exclaimed as my wife emerged from the bathroom with the pregnancy test in hand.	990	TwoSentenceHorror
Your time machine is a success, sending you back 100 years to your exact same location.	526	TwoSentenceHorror
"Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."	517	TwoSentenceHorror
So I'm, like, just minding my own business as an iceberg, doin' normal iceberg things	419	TwoSentenceHorror
I woke up in the darkness, gagged, to the warmth of his breath and the feel of his fingers running through my hair.	344	TwoSentenceHorror
Gripping a loose patch of skin by the fingernails, the teenager peeled the monster's face up and slowly over his head.	214	TwoSentenceHorror
My neighbor's dog is so expressive when he barks.	197	TwoSentenceHorror
How did the lion, native to Africa, come to be the symbol on English heraldry?	168	AskHistorians