| You’ve got a new match | 2645 | | | | |
| They're here | 289 | | | | |
| I work at a tollbooth on a lonely country road. Please, stay away. | 207 | | | | |
| My gargoyle became more than just a decoration | 134 | | | | |
| I do a job for the government none of you know about. You should. | 125 | | | | |
| I started working at a new airport to get away from the mayhem. I just found a new kind. | 73 | | | | |
| The plants in my garden never grew any vegetables | 65 | | | | |
| I will never go deer hunting again | 38 | | | | |
| I was offered a simple job, but it's become much more than that | 29 | | | | |
| He came from the fire | 15 | | | | |
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