/u/Harr1er's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I never thought I would bleed out to death

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As I took my last dying breath, I realized who had won the argument

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"I hope you kids had a great time on the magic school bus!"

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As I lay in a pool of my own blood, I realize something I should of thought of before.

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My friend finally made it in the newspaper, he always did want to be in one.

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As I lay down on my bed from another argument with my dad, I turn on the fan and put it an inch from my face

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I didn't like going to the vet, but I only did it to please my master

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I love to just sit in front of a fan, sure it might stir up my allergies

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I never thought I would bleed out to death	1916
As I took my last dying breath, I realized who had won the argument	34
"I hope you kids had a great time on the magic school bus!"	30
As I lay in a pool of my own blood, I realize something I should of thought of before.	27
My friend finally made it in the newspaper, he always did want to be in one.	25
As I lay down on my bed from another argument with my dad, I turn on the fan and put it an inch from my face	16
I didn't like going to the vet, but I only did it to please my master	15
I love to just sit in front of a fan, sure it might stir up my allergies	15