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They needed their insulin, that’s why I was at the pharmacy.

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Screams across the icu were common, the doctor had grown accustomed to the sounds of amputees wailing throughout the night.

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My favorite part of cooking popcorn is listening to all the kernels pop in the microwave.

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I was sick as I watched the foot careening towards my testicles.

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My co-worker was just arrested and outed as a pedophile.

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During the early kingdoms of Egypt, it was common place for Slaves to be interred with their masters at the time of the masters death.

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The caravan had been stranded for weeks, people making their first expedition west quarreled desperately trying to avoid their inevitable starvation.

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As he lay bleeding out he cynically asked the heavens “and now god, what would you have me do?”

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As I lay conscious yet immobile, surrounded by bodies, the man slid a lab coat over his shoulders.

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I’d done the tank escape a thousand times, and never feared drowning.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
They needed their insulin, that’s why I was at the pharmacy.	1954
Screams across the icu were common, the doctor had grown accustomed to the sounds of amputees wailing throughout the night.	95
My favorite part of cooking popcorn is listening to all the kernels pop in the microwave.	46
I was sick as I watched the foot careening towards my testicles.	24
My co-worker was just arrested and outed as a pedophile.	23
During the early kingdoms of Egypt, it was common place for Slaves to be interred with their masters at the time of the masters death.	21
The caravan had been stranded for weeks, people making their first expedition west quarreled desperately trying to avoid their inevitable starvation.	21
As he lay bleeding out he cynically asked the heavens “and now god, what would you have me do?”	19
As I lay conscious yet immobile, surrounded by bodies, the man slid a lab coat over his shoulders.	19
I’d done the tank escape a thousand times, and never feared drowning.	19