/u/HarryHoodwenie's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
A few months after the collapse of the economy lead to mass food shortages, the birth rate also plummeted.
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He closed his eyes, finally enveloped in the sweet caress of death and peace he’d sought so desperately.
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Bonfires have always had a soothing effect, it’s warmth and glow stilling an otherwise uninviting night.
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Being adverse to the feeling of an enema I clinched my cheeks as I fell towards the water, worrying it’d blast up my butt.
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The gates of heaven stood open before him, saint peter asked “Anything you wish for will be granted as you pass, what is it you wish for?”
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