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I lost my first tooth today!

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"stupid mother fucker, you're the reason everyone thinks Americans are retarded!" I yelled at the man.

308 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"Can I use your phone to call my wife please?"

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"that was the best sex I've ever had"

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I put the gun to my temple and pulled the trigger

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"you killed them!" I screamed at the man before me

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"drop it" I said playfully to my dog as I tried to tug the rope from his mouth

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"Goodnight" I said, kissing her on her closed eyelids

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I released a new book this past weekend.

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[NOV2020] strange looking turkey this year I thought as I begin to carve

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