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After my girlfriend dumped me, I punched my bathroom mirror in anger, leaving blood in the cracks.

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“The robot we sent down there has calculated that it’s 60,468 meters deep and counting.”

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[MAY22] I bought my daughter a pen resembling a flower last week, telling her falsely that it was caused by burying her plastic plants in the backyard.

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I was horrified when I saw that someone broke into my house.

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I woke up to find fingerprints of recent use on my phone.

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I awoke to the furious pounding on my bedroom door.

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I’m so hungry ever since my human died.

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Angered at my teacher, I crushed my voodoo doll of her when I got home.

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I peeked into the vent, searching for my wedding ring I dropped in there.

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I’ve been wandering these woods for hours.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After my girlfriend dumped me, I punched my bathroom mirror in anger, leaving blood in the cracks.	2901
“The robot we sent down there has calculated that it’s 60,468 meters deep and counting.”	565
[MAY22] I bought my daughter a pen resembling a flower last week, telling her falsely that it was caused by burying her plastic plants in the backyard.	135
I was horrified when I saw that someone broke into my house.	122
I woke up to find fingerprints of recent use on my phone.	117
I awoke to the furious pounding on my bedroom door.	107
I’m so hungry ever since my human died.	101
Angered at my teacher, I crushed my voodoo doll of her when I got home.	81
I peeked into the vent, searching for my wedding ring I dropped in there.	79
I’ve been wandering these woods for hours.	57