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[WP] A thousand years ago, you sacrificed yourself to save the colony ship. Now, they've finally found you.

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[WP] "Oh, don't mind those mage protestors. They're just pissed that our technology is advanced enough to emulate their spells."

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[WP] In hindsight, the chosen hero seemed a little too eager to go around slaughtering monsters.

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[WP] In hindsight, maybe we shouldn't have told a reality warper all those 'In Soviet Russia' jokes.

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[WP] "I didn't become immortal for love, or power. I just wanna try all the food in the world."

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[WP] "Out there, in the wilderness, we discovered the bones of a god."

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[WP] "I'm a killer, not a king. I...I don't know how to run this country."

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[WP] By the time the knight arrives, the villain's lair is a smoldering ruin, demolished in the battle between the princess and villain.

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[WP] "The worst part of immortality isn't watching your friends age and die, it's getting stuck under a rock for centuries."

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[WP] Sick of being manipulated by both sides, the Hero and Villain join forces to tear down the system.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] A thousand years ago, you sacrificed yourself to save the colony ship. Now, they've finally found you.	174
[WP] "Oh, don't mind those mage protestors. They're just pissed that our technology is advanced enough to emulate their spells."	163
[WP] In hindsight, the chosen hero seemed a little too eager to go around slaughtering monsters.	145
[WP] In hindsight, maybe we shouldn't have told a reality warper all those 'In Soviet Russia' jokes.	145
[WP] "I didn't become immortal for love, or power. I just wanna try all the food in the world."	143
[WP] "Out there, in the wilderness, we discovered the bones of a god."	136
[WP] "I'm a killer, not a king. I...I don't know how to run this country."	126
[WP] By the time the knight arrives, the villain's lair is a smoldering ruin, demolished in the battle between the princess and villain.	110
[WP] "The worst part of immortality isn't watching your friends age and die, it's getting stuck under a rock for centuries."	108
[WP] Sick of being manipulated by both sides, the Hero and Villain join forces to tear down the system.	105