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After Dad’s wake, I walked in my mother’s bedroom to find her crying over an old photo album.

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My first day in heaven, God and his choir of angels invited me to an ‘Earth Viewing Party’.

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To sustain my immortality, every 1000 years I must become a marble statue for 24 hours.

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I squeezed my wife’s hand and watched the doctor intently, excited to finally meet our new baby.

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After my wife fell on the mountain, I was convicted of her murder.

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“I’d sell my soul to be home,” I cried.

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As the drop-off shuttle disappeared into the black expanse, I settled in for a week-long stay in this deep-space station..

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As John Marshall stepped out carefully from the ARES module, he began reciting the words he had rehearsed for 8 months on the maiden voyage to Mars, calling back triumphantly to home, “Houston, in the course of human endeav____”

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My broth’r Dave ‘n I ain’t bad men, and ‘r always real careful we don’t hurt nobody when robbin’ folks.

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“I’ve conditioned myself to only sleep 2.5 hours a night with zero loss of brain function.”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After Dad’s wake, I walked in my mother’s bedroom to find her crying over an old photo album.	8721	TwoSentenceHorror
My first day in heaven, God and his choir of angels invited me to an ‘Earth Viewing Party’.	3937	TwoSentenceHorror
To sustain my immortality, every 1000 years I must become a marble statue for 24 hours.	3639	TwoSentenceHorror
I squeezed my wife’s hand and watched the doctor intently, excited to finally meet our new baby.	410	TwoSentenceHorror
After my wife fell on the mountain, I was convicted of her murder.	263	TwoSentenceHorror
“I’d sell my soul to be home,” I cried.	188	TwoSentenceHorror
As the drop-off shuttle disappeared into the black expanse, I settled in for a week-long stay in this deep-space station..	132	TwoSentenceHorror
As John Marshall stepped out carefully from the ARES module, he began reciting the words he had rehearsed for 8 months on the maiden voyage to Mars, calling back triumphantly to home, “Houston, in the course of human endeav____”	85	TwoSentenceHorror
My broth’r Dave ‘n I ain’t bad men, and ‘r always real careful we don’t hurt nobody when robbin’ folks.	85	TwoSentenceHorror
“I’ve conditioned myself to only sleep 2.5 hours a night with zero loss of brain function.”	69	TwoSentenceHorror