/u/Hazel-Laurensanity's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I text my mom on my way home, telling her to look outside at the moon.

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Months ago, our entire village watched in horror as the piper led our children away.

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To curse someone else is a horrible sin,

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I thought dismantling the bedframe and putting my mattress flat on the floor would help,

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The team was equally shocked and relieved when we hit the wall on the edge of the universe.

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Please, for the love of everything, I beg you not to go outside.

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I may be old and frail, but damn it I'm still kickin'.

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Eith a bit of water held in my mouth, I tilted my head back and dropped the pills to the back of my throat.

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I was glad when my neighbor's motion sensor light finally turned off.

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The last several fortune cookies I got from a local restaurant were not only suspiciously specific, but they all came true within a day of opening them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I text my mom on my way home, telling her to look outside at the moon.	2714
Months ago, our entire village watched in horror as the piper led our children away.	1017
To curse someone else is a horrible sin,	248
I thought dismantling the bedframe and putting my mattress flat on the floor would help,	43
The team was equally shocked and relieved when we hit the wall on the edge of the universe.	25
Please, for the love of everything, I beg you not to go outside.	24
I may be old and frail, but damn it I'm still kickin'.	22
Eith a bit of water held in my mouth, I tilted my head back and dropped the pills to the back of my throat.	14
I was glad when my neighbor's motion sensor light finally turned off.	13
The last several fortune cookies I got from a local restaurant were not only suspiciously specific, but they all came true within a day of opening them.	12