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“Son, take my hand!” I shouted above the sound of the blizzard.

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It takes a real sicko to replace the blanks with live ammunition for the children’s Civil War re-enactment.

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Mary, it’s not only the fact that he keeps bringing home dead crows!

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They contorted their supple bodies beautifully, with blithe skill and rehearsed grace.

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I’m sad I only have two grandparents to sacrifice for the economy.

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Honey, dolls don’t sleep in the oven like that.

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“Honey, spiders only have 8 legs” momma said, turning to she’s what her daughter was holding.

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I followed my mother’s instructions and ran from the inquisitors into the forests around my village.

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Never read from a grimmorie when you’re drunk.

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When I summoned the infinite chaos to destroy everyone I hated, I didn’t think it would read my mind.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Son, take my hand!” I shouted above the sound of the blizzard.	1391	TwoSentenceHorror
It takes a real sicko to replace the blanks with live ammunition for the children’s Civil War re-enactment.	110	TwoSentenceHorror
Mary, it’s not only the fact that he keeps bringing home dead crows!	93	TwoSentenceHorror
They contorted their supple bodies beautifully, with blithe skill and rehearsed grace.	24	TwoSentenceHorror
I’m sad I only have two grandparents to sacrifice for the economy.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
Honey, dolls don’t sleep in the oven like that.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
“Honey, spiders only have 8 legs” momma said, turning to she’s what her daughter was holding.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
I followed my mother’s instructions and ran from the inquisitors into the forests around my village.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
Never read from a grimmorie when you’re drunk.	13	TwoSentenceHorror
When I summoned the infinite chaos to destroy everyone I hated, I didn’t think it would read my mind.	11	TwoSentenceHorror