/u/HeWhoWearsAHatOfIvy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Jheez, I knew Stan is gay, but I didn't think the mere sight of a naked woman would make him run screaming for the exit."

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"Let me in!", I screamed in Terror, "Please, I'm starving!"

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I fell in love with Clara the Moment i laid eyes in her - she's defentetly the sexiest woman i ever met.

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My darling wife has become so skinny lately, I'm afraid she might be anorexic

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I chose my wording carefully, making sure I wouldn't give the genie the chance to twist my wish into something horrible

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"Well, the lump on your back could be the remains of a parasitic twin, absorbed very early in development."

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After 23 years, I finally found the fountain of youth.

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The day at the beach was lovely.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Jheez, I knew Stan is gay, but I didn't think the mere sight of a naked woman would make him run screaming for the exit."	6276
"Let me in!", I screamed in Terror, "Please, I'm starving!"	126
I fell in love with Clara the Moment i laid eyes in her - she's defentetly the sexiest woman i ever met.	98
My darling wife has become so skinny lately, I'm afraid she might be anorexic	68
I chose my wording carefully, making sure I wouldn't give the genie the chance to twist my wish into something horrible	58
"Well, the lump on your back could be the remains of a parasitic twin, absorbed very early in development."	35
After 23 years, I finally found the fountain of youth.	21
The day at the beach was lovely.	11