/u/HeWhoWearsAHatOfIvy's posts

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

"Jheez, I knew Stan is gay, but I didn't think the mere sight of a naked woman would make him run screaming for the exit."

6276 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

"Let me in!", I screamed in Terror, "Please, I'm starving!"

126 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

I fell in love with Clara the Moment i laid eyes in her - she's defentetly the sexiest woman i ever met.

98 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

My darling wife has become so skinny lately, I'm afraid she might be anorexic

68 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

I chose my wording carefully, making sure I wouldn't give the genie the chance to twist my wish into something horrible

58 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

"Well, the lump on your back could be the remains of a parasitic twin, absorbed very early in development."

35 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

After 23 years, I finally found the fountain of youth.

21 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

The day at the beach was lovely.

11 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Jheez, I knew Stan is gay, but I didn't think the mere sight of a naked woman would make him run screaming for the exit."	6276	TwoSentenceHorror
"Let me in!", I screamed in Terror, "Please, I'm starving!"	126	TwoSentenceHorror
I fell in love with Clara the Moment i laid eyes in her - she's defentetly the sexiest woman i ever met.	98	TwoSentenceHorror
My darling wife has become so skinny lately, I'm afraid she might be anorexic	68	TwoSentenceHorror
I chose my wording carefully, making sure I wouldn't give the genie the chance to twist my wish into something horrible	58	TwoSentenceHorror
"Well, the lump on your back could be the remains of a parasitic twin, absorbed very early in development."	35	TwoSentenceHorror
After 23 years, I finally found the fountain of youth.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
The day at the beach was lovely.	11	TwoSentenceHorror