/u/HeartsStorytime's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I will fucking stab anyone who gets beteen me and my morning coffee

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My girlfreind took my dog to the pound, compalining i loved it more than her

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I thought grandpa was just a homophobic kook when he told me "never trust a fairy"

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I ran away because mommy wouldnt let me play my hotwheels before I did my homework, but when I came back at nightfall my house was missing, an empty lot

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My hubby said he was really horny tonight so I made sure to dress up extra special

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This old gypsy woman was running a taco stand, best thing Ive ever tasted

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I will fucking stab anyone who gets beteen me and my morning coffee	6880
My girlfreind took my dog to the pound, compalining i loved it more than her	901
I thought grandpa was just a homophobic kook when he told me "never trust a fairy"	168
I ran away because mommy wouldnt let me play my hotwheels before I did my homework, but when I came back at nightfall my house was missing, an empty lot	97
My hubby said he was really horny tonight so I made sure to dress up extra special	25
This old gypsy woman was running a taco stand, best thing Ive ever tasted	11