WritingPrompts

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[WP] You’re a sports coach that’s earned accolades for consistently training the best athletes. Yet you’ve never won a championship. The winners are always otherwise horrible teams that field dogs, aliens, bizarre technology that lasts for one game, sentient uniforms, angels, octogenarians...	10
[WP] The sage notes that it’s slow and tiring to travel all over the land these days to evaluate potential heroes’ wisdom, courage, and resistance to slime. But what if the order of Summer’s Mark created an obstacle course and Double Dared potentials to come to them?	6
[WP] On my 20th birthday, an old man (70s?m) took me aside and said that I need to seal away a demon and I’m the only one that can. But I’m a baker! I’ve never been in a fight! I told him to kick rocks and now everyone says I have to do this. Can’t they send the army or something? AITA here?	4
[WP] Due to ghosts no longer being affected by gravity, they haunt bits of space that the Earth happened to pass through when they died. NASA then becomes the largest employer of spirit mediums.	4
[WP] The better the prophet, the more exacting and accurate the prophecy. So when minor things deviate from a stated prophecy - is it a sign of an imperfect prophet, or a good liar?	4
[WP] Staring at a mass of collapsing buildings, spreading fires, and dozens of wounded and dead, an actuary clicks their pen. This will be a banner year for Superhero Fidelity Insurance!	4
[WP] The cure for Lou Gehrig’s Disease has an unintended side-effect: orgasms now burn roughly 3,000 kcal.	1
[WP] The COVID-19 vaccine had an unintended side-effect: orgasms now burn roughly 3,000 Kcal of energy.	1
[WP] There was a mistranslation in The Bible. Near the world’s end, a Horseman is going around issuing handsome, personalized, commemorative plaques.	1
“You don’t know what’s really going on. Follow me and I’ll show you...” the man says, jumping out the window. You then leave through the door. Third time this week that’s happened.	1

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