/u/HelixHasRisen's posts
[WP] An unfortunate person develops a specific case of OCD. He/she cannot repeat the same word twice in one day.
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[WP] Nobody ever listens to Robert. Nobody ever acknowledges Robert. Robert just wants some attention.
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[WP] While running errands, everyone you run into is unnecessarily criptic. It is getting on your nerves.
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[WP] The world's most popular sport takes place in old Coliseum-style arenas. Inside the arena are several planks of wood, a small dog, 3 boxes full of Styrofoam flakes, a wide selection of costumes, an entire engine block, 4 children, and a mountain of marshmellows.
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[TT] Nobody ever liked taxes, not even in the middle ages. One farmer has had enough of the recent tax increase and decides to take matters into his own hands.
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[TT] Life as a peasant in the Middle Ages is short, painful, disappointing and rough. You would welcome death, but there is still one very good reason to carry on.
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[WP] Scientists decide to use a superior standard of measurement already used widely by the internet. All instruments are replaced by bananas.
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[WP] "Nuh-uh. No way. There is no way we are going back there. Not in a million years. Don't look at me like that!"
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