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I’ve closeted myself for a long time, but today i’m proud to say that i’ve gathered the courage to come out

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“...and them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye, singing this’ll be the day that i die...”

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Angels descended from heaven and proclaimed, “Be afraid”

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My best friend saw me walking down the street with 3 large potato sacks, he jokingly repeated The Black Sheep nursery rhyme

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“Anyone who eats my flesh and drinks my blood will have eternal life.”

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“The store is now closed, please exit the building.”

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“Come on Jacob we’re all here for you”

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I don’t talk back to my parents, not because i don’t want to disrespect them.

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Finally after all these years i’ve finally given someone immortality.

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Me and crew finally woke up from cryo sleep and sighed in relief as there were just enough resources left for us in the pods.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve closeted myself for a long time, but today i’m proud to say that i’ve gathered the courage to come out	6664	TwoSentenceHorror
“...and them good old boys were drinkin whiskey and rye, singing this’ll be the day that i die...”	4538	TwoSentenceHorror
Angels descended from heaven and proclaimed, “Be afraid”	3358	TwoSentenceHorror
My best friend saw me walking down the street with 3 large potato sacks, he jokingly repeated The Black Sheep nursery rhyme	44	TwoSentenceHorror
“Anyone who eats my flesh and drinks my blood will have eternal life.”	23	TwoSentenceHorror
“The store is now closed, please exit the building.”	22	TwoSentenceHorror
“Come on Jacob we’re all here for you”	20	TwoSentenceHorror
I don’t talk back to my parents, not because i don’t want to disrespect them.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
Finally after all these years i’ve finally given someone immortality.	12	TwoSentenceHorror
Me and crew finally woke up from cryo sleep and sighed in relief as there were just enough resources left for us in the pods.	10	TwoSentenceHorror