/u/Herbdontana's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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An odd number of children have gone missing in my neighborhood lately.

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My son has a rare disorder preventing him from feeling pain.

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A van full of fanatics from a local religious group decided to protest my brothers funeral because he was gay and their religion says it’s wrong.

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I’ve noticed this creepy looking old man staring into my house’s security camera every night this week at 7pm sharp.

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After severe neglect, never feeding it, and letting it live in its own waste, my tamagotchi finally died.

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When I was a kid I had a teacher who always said I would end up pumping their gas when I grew up.

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Another political argument with yet another Internet troll got heated to the point that they started messaging violent and disgusting threats to me. I laughed, knowing I had gotten under their skin, but the laughing stopped when their next reply was a current photo of me at my computer desk.

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Every time I see something about the kidnapping or the missing child I feel a mixed bag of emotions, but mostly anger.

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My wife and I want two boys and two girls.

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I just met my new girlfriend‘s ex who was actually cool to me, but said, “she tends to get under your skin”. If I knew that he didn’t mean it figuratively, I’d have understood why he wasn’t upset about their break up.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
An odd number of children have gone missing in my neighborhood lately.	1340
My son has a rare disorder preventing him from feeling pain.	1216
A van full of fanatics from a local religious group decided to protest my brothers funeral because he was gay and their religion says it’s wrong.	1047
I’ve noticed this creepy looking old man staring into my house’s security camera every night this week at 7pm sharp.	244
After severe neglect, never feeding it, and letting it live in its own waste, my tamagotchi finally died.	168
When I was a kid I had a teacher who always said I would end up pumping their gas when I grew up.	61
Another political argument with yet another Internet troll got heated to the point that they started messaging violent and disgusting threats to me. I laughed, knowing I had gotten under their skin, but the laughing stopped when their next reply was a current photo of me at my computer desk.	37
Every time I see something about the kidnapping or the missing child I feel a mixed bag of emotions, but mostly anger.	18
My wife and I want two boys and two girls.	18
I just met my new girlfriend‘s ex who was actually cool to me, but said, “she tends to get under your skin”. If I knew that he didn’t mean it figuratively, I’d have understood why he wasn’t upset about their break up.	17