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Did you know that you can get a casket that seals too well?

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Most human eyes are designed to block ultraviolet light from being seen by our retinas. I was born without this property.

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"Don't worry, the ritual only summons benevolent nature spirits, not ghosts or demons!"

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I had called 911 when the robber broke into our house.

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I absorbed my twin in the womb, but he's still in my heart.

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I've been kidnapped by a psychopath that forces me to fight other victims until one of us loses consciousness, I hear his command for me to enter the ring once again.

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I followed the kind looking forest spirit, thinking its light would guide me home.

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When my daughter's teacher informed me that she had been roleplaying Warrior Cats at school, I asked, "what's wrong with that?"

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"We find the defendant not guilty."

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"Research log: We have discovered evidence of the past existence of life on the third planet of the latest star system our probes had flown across."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Did you know that you can get a casket that seals too well?	129
Most human eyes are designed to block ultraviolet light from being seen by our retinas. I was born without this property.	108
"Don't worry, the ritual only summons benevolent nature spirits, not ghosts or demons!"	96
I had called 911 when the robber broke into our house.	78
I absorbed my twin in the womb, but he's still in my heart.	68
I've been kidnapped by a psychopath that forces me to fight other victims until one of us loses consciousness, I hear his command for me to enter the ring once again.	49
I followed the kind looking forest spirit, thinking its light would guide me home.	40
When my daughter's teacher informed me that she had been roleplaying Warrior Cats at school, I asked, "what's wrong with that?"	35
"We find the defendant not guilty."	30
"Research log: We have discovered evidence of the past existence of life on the third planet of the latest star system our probes had flown across."	27