/u/HiddenLayer5's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Please begin your presentation."

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"I'm innocent!" The convict said as he was strapped into the lethal injection bed.

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"Hey relax, forgetting to charge your phone isn't life or death!"

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"I wish to live for a thousand years!"

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Humanity celebrated at the achievement that is immortality.

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I hoped getting a cat would finally solve my mouse infestation.

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I tried everything I could to tell my mother that I had overheard a serial killer's plans to kill all of us.

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"Why can't you understand simple science?!"

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I followed the forest spirit's light, expecting her to show me how to leave.

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Yes, Mr. Johnson, we have developed a cure to the cancer you have.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Please begin your presentation."	3203
"I'm innocent!" The convict said as he was strapped into the lethal injection bed.	1313
"Hey relax, forgetting to charge your phone isn't life or death!"	919
"I wish to live for a thousand years!"	439
Humanity celebrated at the achievement that is immortality.	282
I hoped getting a cat would finally solve my mouse infestation.	249
I tried everything I could to tell my mother that I had overheard a serial killer's plans to kill all of us.	232
"Why can't you understand simple science?!"	152
I followed the forest spirit's light, expecting her to show me how to leave.	141
Yes, Mr. Johnson, we have developed a cure to the cancer you have.	129