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The nurse asked if I had any questions before my surgery, and I said, "Just out of curiosity, what's my blood type?"

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"Ladies and gentlemen, please listen carefully to the flight attendants' instructions. This information is vital if you want to survive the coming emergency landing..."

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The doctor looked at the X-ray and said, "When your mother told you it was all in your head, she was right."

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Daddy finally believed me, and agreed to look for the monster under my bed.

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When I volunteered for the safety trial of a new dementia drug, we were surprised by one side effect. I could remember the moment of my death in past lives: drowning in 1912, fever in 1863, a poisoned arrow in 1521...

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"Please, Father, I need an exorcism."

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"We have nothing to fear but fear itself!" said the President in his address to the nation.

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Over the years I grew less interested in sensual pleasures. Maybe it was my age, maybe it was the partners I chose...

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I tried to donate blood yesterday but they wouldn't accept it.

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The interstellar explorers stood in silent awe among the remains of the once mighty, but now dead civilization. Then they heard the sound of a bell, and a voice said...

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The nurse asked if I had any questions before my surgery, and I said, "Just out of curiosity, what's my blood type?"	268	TwoSentenceHorror
"Ladies and gentlemen, please listen carefully to the flight attendants' instructions. This information is vital if you want to survive the coming emergency landing..."	249	TwoSentenceHorror
The doctor looked at the X-ray and said, "When your mother told you it was all in your head, she was right."	100	TwoSentenceHorror
Daddy finally believed me, and agreed to look for the monster under my bed.	40	TwoSentenceHorror
When I volunteered for the safety trial of a new dementia drug, we were surprised by one side effect. I could remember the moment of my death in past lives: drowning in 1912, fever in 1863, a poisoned arrow in 1521...	26	TwoSentenceHorror
"Please, Father, I need an exorcism."	25	TwoSentenceHorror
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself!" said the President in his address to the nation.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
Over the years I grew less interested in sensual pleasures. Maybe it was my age, maybe it was the partners I chose...	23	TwoSentenceHorror
I tried to donate blood yesterday but they wouldn't accept it.	23	TwoSentenceHorror
The interstellar explorers stood in silent awe among the remains of the once mighty, but now dead civilization. Then they heard the sound of a bell, and a voice said...	23	TwoSentenceHorror