/u/HonestAbe1809's posts
[WP] You are the greatest healer in the kingdom. The part you enjoy the most about your job is how awkward people get after you undercut their big melodramatic death scene by curing their “incurable” ailment.
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[WP] You bought the large old house on the hill. You soon found out that it was haunted. It’s just that the ghosts were so excited to finally have mortal “guests” that their attempts at haunting you were so botched that they were more funny than scary.
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[WP] After being a castaway for so long you set foot on the first ship that approached you. Turned out that it was a haunted derelict. What really surprised you was the hospitality.
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[WP] Fun Fact: most alien visitors to Earth don’t travel in flying saucers. They disguise their spacecraft as passenger jets. How do you know this? You accidentally just got on one and are humouring their attempts to pretend to be a normal human airline.
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[WP] After your death you found yourself before a celestial tribunal despite living a virtuous life. Turns out that the angel who tallied your karma was having a bad day and took it out on you. And now you have to sort it out.
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[WP] “I know damn well he’s not my son, but I’d be a bigger bastard if I were to let that get in the way of loving him as if he was.”
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[WP] The robots populating a popular theme park all developed sentience. Shockingly they didn’t go on a bloody rampage of revenge against the humans. Instead they sued to be emancipated. And they won.
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[WP] You were recently hired by the oldest and most successful accounting firm in your state. You just learned that most employees their are, in fact, Faeries. To them the Fae realms are far too chaotic for their tastes and the utter mundanity of doing accounts is relaxing in comparison.
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[WP] A long time ago you were pieced together and resurrected by an Igor. You became a loyal paladin of the Holy Light after overcoming your “post-resurrection crisis”. You still can’t help but be mildly annoyed by the fleeting glances your party give your scars.
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[WP] You’re an author famous for a series of books. Your talent for writing a living world has not gone unnoticed. You find out that the expression is a bit more literal in your case. You wake up in the magical land of your books and, since you are the Author, you can warp reality at will.
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