/u/HoppererChopper's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] "So the human planet is still experiencing global warming?" "Yep." "Damn. So I guess we'll wait a bit more before making soup of them huh?"
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[WP] You run a small Youtube channel where you carve out a sculpture, bit by bit every day.One day, future you shows up and begs you not to finish it.
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[WP] For some reason everything you ever say is misconstrued as a flirt or a challenge, except for when you're actually trying to flirt or challenge someone.
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[WP] The King sends his best knights into the dark kingdom on a valiant quest. However, before they could finish his kingdom was destroyed by invasion. With nobody to pay them the knights decide to just stick around l.
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[WP] You wake up, shocked to find your one night stand sti there? Weren't those pieces of furniture only supposed to last a day?
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[WP] "So what would you say is your greatest weakness?" The interviewer leans forward. "Those eyes."
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[WP] The inhabitants of a parallel universe open a portal into ours to visit. However, they come from a universe of sentient planets, and are horrified to see what they assume at the dead bodies of millions of their kind.
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[WP] Every day a different animal species tries to wipe us out, yesterday it was the killer bee, the day before the Black Angus cow. All are fairly easily defeated, until today.
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