/u/HorrorInTwo's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
If you have an axe, and one day you have to replace the handle, and then later you have to replace the head, is it still the same axe?
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I was so excited about the news my wife was suddenly going into labour, it didn't even occur to me...
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Every night I get drunk, I somehow prepare my bag with EVERY item I would need for the following day, as though I have an alcohol-induced clairvoyance.
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Through my anxiety, and while choking on my words, I recounted the exact abuse I endured by that Monster across the courtroom from me.
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Wednesday: April 10th, 2019 - Humanity has finally, for the first time, seen an actually image of a "Black Hole"
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