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Last night, I could have sworn I saw someone outside of my window, looking in at me.

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The worst part of the Zombie Apocalypse, wasn't the deafening silence and loneliness.

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I have such a crush on this girl in my class.

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"Everybody into the safe, now!" I commanded the bank, firing my gun in the air.

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Since I was a child, I learned I've had this ability: that if I couldn't see another person -regardless of the situation- they wouldn't be able to detect me.

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After what felt like hours of vigorous love making, it was time for us to part ways.

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I had a dream that the local police knocked on my door, and returned my missing daughter to me.

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"That's easy, I wish for unlimited wishes," I smuggly requested to the genie before me.

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I always heard rumor that, if your dormmate were to commit suicide, your classes for the semester would be forgiven, and you'd automatically be given a passing grade.

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As a psychiatrist, it is in mine and my patient's best interests to prescribe the appropriate drugs to ease what ailes them.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Last night, I could have sworn I saw someone outside of my window, looking in at me.	6273
The worst part of the Zombie Apocalypse, wasn't the deafening silence and loneliness.	5969
I have such a crush on this girl in my class.	3415
"Everybody into the safe, now!" I commanded the bank, firing my gun in the air.	331
Since I was a child, I learned I've had this ability: that if I couldn't see another person -regardless of the situation- they wouldn't be able to detect me.	262
After what felt like hours of vigorous love making, it was time for us to part ways.	196
I had a dream that the local police knocked on my door, and returned my missing daughter to me.	194
"That's easy, I wish for unlimited wishes," I smuggly requested to the genie before me.	138
I always heard rumor that, if your dormmate were to commit suicide, your classes for the semester would be forgiven, and you'd automatically be given a passing grade.	136
As a psychiatrist, it is in mine and my patient's best interests to prescribe the appropriate drugs to ease what ailes them.	134