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I called my ex to say I was sorry for dumping him over text.

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I cried as I chased my wife around the house wielding a knife.

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”I’m going to go pet the nice puppy, mum!”

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The pain made me realize there was no time to go to a hospital.

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The liftoff felt amazing since I had always wanted to be an astronaut.

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Footsteps follow me on an empty street at midnight.

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Seeing the light fade from someone’s eyes is a sight that left a permanent mark on my mind.

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I found my five year old whimpering among the giant birches at night.

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”I hope you’re finally proud of me, mom!”

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”Stop coughing, you little brat!” snapped the man in the subway.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I called my ex to say I was sorry for dumping him over text.	37
I cried as I chased my wife around the house wielding a knife.	33
”I’m going to go pet the nice puppy, mum!”	31
The pain made me realize there was no time to go to a hospital.	27
The liftoff felt amazing since I had always wanted to be an astronaut.	26
Footsteps follow me on an empty street at midnight.	15
Seeing the light fade from someone’s eyes is a sight that left a permanent mark on my mind.	12
I found my five year old whimpering among the giant birches at night.	10
”I hope you’re finally proud of me, mom!”	1
”Stop coughing, you little brat!” snapped the man in the subway.	1