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My coworkers tried to stop me as I ran off the rooftop.

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”Stop coughing, you little brat!” snapped a man in the subway.

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Sometimes you just have to go to work drunk, it’s unavoidable.

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I begged the laughing policemen to rescue my kidnapped brother.

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I spilled my breakfast coffee in shock when a bleeding stranger stepped through the kitchen door.

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We ate some candy as our LSD started wearing off.

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I felt a tingle on my neck as I read the suicide note.

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It wasn’t until after college that I found my love for consuming knowledge.

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”You’ll never show your middle fingers again!” I yelled at my daughter.

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Despite my bloody nose, I was proud watching my bullies run away in fear having managed to fight them off.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My coworkers tried to stop me as I ran off the rooftop.	6793
”Stop coughing, you little brat!” snapped a man in the subway.	877
Sometimes you just have to go to work drunk, it’s unavoidable.	302
I begged the laughing policemen to rescue my kidnapped brother.	163
I spilled my breakfast coffee in shock when a bleeding stranger stepped through the kitchen door.	147
We ate some candy as our LSD started wearing off.	111
I felt a tingle on my neck as I read the suicide note.	103
It wasn’t until after college that I found my love for consuming knowledge.	53
”You’ll never show your middle fingers again!” I yelled at my daughter.	46
Despite my bloody nose, I was proud watching my bullies run away in fear having managed to fight them off.	38