/u/Hostile_Enderman's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I talked to the police, I had no idea why the infamous gang of criminals would kidnap my daughter.

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All the people who have been tested positive with the zombie virus queued up to be incinerated.

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I'll show my mum this strange metal rod I found lying around.

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People like me who were infected with the zombie plague are forced to be incinerated.

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[DEC23] the use of human brain matter in computers has more than doubled their efficiency and enabled us to make huge advancements.

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[DEC23]I was always scared of intruders, armed ones doubly so.

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"This doomsday spaceship will not take off unless all but two humans on Earth are dead."

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My brother thinks he found the perfect friend online, so naturally I had to do some research.

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"Sir, we identified an unidentified object coming towards us in space!"

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"Sir, we identified an unidentified object coming towards us in space!"

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As I talked to the police, I had no idea why the infamous gang of criminals would kidnap my daughter.	2630
All the people who have been tested positive with the zombie virus queued up to be incinerated.	1141
I'll show my mum this strange metal rod I found lying around.	51
People like me who were infected with the zombie plague are forced to be incinerated.	26
[DEC23] the use of human brain matter in computers has more than doubled their efficiency and enabled us to make huge advancements.	18
[DEC23]I was always scared of intruders, armed ones doubly so.	7
"This doomsday spaceship will not take off unless all but two humans on Earth are dead."	1
My brother thinks he found the perfect friend online, so naturally I had to do some research.	1
"Sir, we identified an unidentified object coming towards us in space!"	1
"Sir, we identified an unidentified object coming towards us in space!"	1