/u/HouseOfSteak's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] The Great Dreamer awakens, and the world trembles. No man-made weapon can harm him. In a last-ditch effort, nuclear weapons are deployed - not at the Dreamer, but thousands of kilometres away, off the coast of an island east of Japan.
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[WP] "Whatever you say, kiddo." You nonchantly respond, not hearing what she asked. Her teddy bear turns into a pony. Turns out you're raising a wizard.
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[WP] Humanity finally got onto the Galactic Council. You, the Chief Ambassador, have just sat down for lunch....and are the first human to learn that humanity is somehow the first-ever race to discover 'cooking'.
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[WP] It should have been a quiet evening - just you and your master. But, for reasons you don't and nor frankly care to understand, your home was broken into. You were beaten, and your master murdered. There on the floor, you vow that the dog will have his day.
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[WP] The Great Ones finally awaken, and rise to their rightful place as Earth's rulers as every sane human mind breaks down and leaves them as gibbering wrecks.....for about a week. Then humanity recovers and the Great Ones are just sorta there. Part of the scenery really - not doing anything.
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[WP] Just another day at the galactic council. You enter, except today, all occupants in the room throw themselves to the walls, gibbering madly in fear. Your Pomeranian, just having done figure 8's around your legs, yips at all the attention.
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[WP] You are a sleep paralysis demon. For that past week, you've noticed that your human hasn't gotten a single wink of REM sleep, nearly putting you out of a job. It's time to fix this, preferably without anyone knowing you exist.
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[WP] Today, 7.8 billion people walk planet. A madman's experiment leaves 7000 left by tomorrow. Ageless, biologically stable, effectively divine in strength, and capable of warping the world around them on a whim. Not two decades later, those left brought that number down to a mere 1000.
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