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As birthrates increased, souls became scarce.

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At the Time-Travelers Convention, it's always awkward having everyone's blue eyes stare at me.

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The ghost grinned happily as the surgeons did their best on the operating table to bring him back.

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It wasn't until I went deaf I started hearing the voices in my head.

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After the last star dies out, and the dark silence begins, we collectively and patiently wait for the next big bang.

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I watched my spouse for years, committing crimes and murdering people for my sake while I was frozen in the ice.

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I awoke this morning with an enemy healthbar above my wife's head saying, "Kate the Back-Stabber."

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'Target Aquired', muttered the bounty hunter as he readied his scope.

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I try to remain on the plane beyond time and space.

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"The only wish I harbor is to be the only human left on this rock" I stated to the Genie.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As birthrates increased, souls became scarce.	1410	TwoSentenceHorror
At the Time-Travelers Convention, it's always awkward having everyone's blue eyes stare at me.	176	TwoSentenceHorror
The ghost grinned happily as the surgeons did their best on the operating table to bring him back.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
It wasn't until I went deaf I started hearing the voices in my head.	44	TwoSentenceHorror
After the last star dies out, and the dark silence begins, we collectively and patiently wait for the next big bang.	43	TwoSentenceHorror
I watched my spouse for years, committing crimes and murdering people for my sake while I was frozen in the ice.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I awoke this morning with an enemy healthbar above my wife's head saying, "Kate the Back-Stabber."	24	TwoSentenceHorror
'Target Aquired', muttered the bounty hunter as he readied his scope.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
I try to remain on the plane beyond time and space.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
"The only wish I harbor is to be the only human left on this rock" I stated to the Genie.	19	TwoSentenceHorror