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[WP] Pete has a magical power. When he puts his hands in any opening, grabs and pulls his hands out again, there is a random item in his hands. Today he is stuck in an elevator with a pregnant woman who goes into labor. The doctor on the phone says he has to pull out the baby to save both of them.
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[EU] "Dad, why are we honoring this Pokemon?" "Son, that is because he was the one who invented a method to escape from pokeballs and to catch humans instead of pokemons." "Now lets hurry or we will be late to your pokeman fight."
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[WP]The shit hit the fan! We drastically lowered all requirements to get hired. Apply NOW for a job as one of our guardian angels. Signed, your heaven.
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[WP] Decades ago humans started using an advanced AI to search for life on other planets. Today you accidentally found out that it was successful long ago but decided to keep it a secret.
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[WP] Before you became a villain you were a great superhero. The reason you became a villian is your divorce. Your wife did get the half of everything you own. Even of your super powers.
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[WP] Your pet hates humans and acts aggressively toward them. Even to your SO. One day he acts very nicely to your SO and even cuddles with him/her. You become very sad and can't hold back the tears. Your pets secret is that he only acts like that to people who are going to die very soon.
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[WP] Sam is a private investigator and todays case is not like usual. He/She has to spy his/her clients more successful business rival. The Easter Bunny wants to know the secret behind Santa Claus's success.
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[WP] Scientists invented a device that teleports the user to his/her soul mate. After you used that device you are teleported to a place that looks like hell and the only person you see there introduces himself/herself as Satan.
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[WP] Since weeks there appears an unknown figure that you never have seen before in each of your dreams. Today you approach that figure in your dream and ask it what or who he/she is. It answers: "I am a dreamjumper and only in your dreams i am safe from them."
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