/u/Humor-machine's posts

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

At death, the Planetologist was permitted one question for god, to which he asked, “Why did you create the Earth’s moon?”

4144 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

My son’s murderer got 2 life sentences, as he also killed my neighbor’s daughter.

2783 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

My wife and I like to watch tapes of us murdering our victims when our kid is at school.

65 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

I know that an elf on the shelf is supposed to move to a new spot once a night.

35 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

The scientist was shocked when he gazed upon the never before seen planet.

5 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

NASA had finally sent a human to the edge of the universe using a highly advanced spaceship.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

Millions watched as the rocket was about to reach outer space, the first time in human history we would leave the atmosphere.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

My first wife fell to her death going skydiving, and it was years until my next marriage.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

After hearing all the recent fuss about AI generate media, I decided to try creating some pictures with DALL-E.

1 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

Mark as read: Add to a list

[TOMT][MUSIC] Extremely rare string instrument I recall hearing about.

1 upvotes • r/tipofmytongue

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At death, the Planetologist was permitted one question for god, to which he asked, “Why did you create the Earth’s moon?”	4144	TwoSentenceHorror
My son’s murderer got 2 life sentences, as he also killed my neighbor’s daughter.	2783	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife and I like to watch tapes of us murdering our victims when our kid is at school.	65	TwoSentenceHorror
I know that an elf on the shelf is supposed to move to a new spot once a night.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
The scientist was shocked when he gazed upon the never before seen planet.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
NASA had finally sent a human to the edge of the universe using a highly advanced spaceship.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Millions watched as the rocket was about to reach outer space, the first time in human history we would leave the atmosphere.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
My first wife fell to her death going skydiving, and it was years until my next marriage.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
After hearing all the recent fuss about AI generate media, I decided to try creating some pictures with DALL-E.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
[TOMT][MUSIC] Extremely rare string instrument I recall hearing about.	1	tipofmytongue