/u/HunterSDeadguy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Everybody knows I don't love these hoes.

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Before quarantine I got a white cat so I wouldn't be lonely.

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"Keep my 13 year old sons name out of your mouth." First lady

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Stalker down voting me just to be a dick.

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I'm confused, because I thought good comedy is supposed to challenge your understanding of the world and make it seem better.

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I had to get all Gilgamesh on some Sumerian dude the other night.

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A martini is a drink with a goal.

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Watching the GOP speak lately makes me feel like I'm living in a fantasy land.

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It was then that I knew this smoothe ass wheelchair bound pimp had fucked my wife.

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Science has taught us that the old adage about pulling the band aid off quickly is false.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everybody knows I don't love these hoes.	7
Before quarantine I got a white cat so I wouldn't be lonely.	7
"Keep my 13 year old sons name out of your mouth." First lady	6
Stalker down voting me just to be a dick.	6
I'm confused, because I thought good comedy is supposed to challenge your understanding of the world and make it seem better.	6
I had to get all Gilgamesh on some Sumerian dude the other night.	6
A martini is a drink with a goal.	6
Watching the GOP speak lately makes me feel like I'm living in a fantasy land.	6
It was then that I knew this smoothe ass wheelchair bound pimp had fucked my wife.	5
Science has taught us that the old adage about pulling the band aid off quickly is false.	5