/u/HunterSDeadguy's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Anyone who's ever gotten a haircut for the first time after years should empathize with phantom limb syndrome.

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My goal for 2020 is to be more decisive.

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Idk if you noticed but I'm slightly bipolar.

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When the early birds won't STFU I break out the speaker.

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Ya know what drives me crazy?

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Materialism is bullshit and will lead you astray.

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Four out of five doctor's agree the back of my hand is bad for your health.

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What's Ed Gein's favorite comeback?

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I wasn't born yesterday.

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Amazon is testing sterilization fog.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Anyone who's ever gotten a haircut for the first time after years should empathize with phantom limb syndrome.	34
My goal for 2020 is to be more decisive.	34
Idk if you noticed but I'm slightly bipolar.	31
When the early birds won't STFU I break out the speaker.	30
Ya know what drives me crazy?	27
Materialism is bullshit and will lead you astray.	26
Four out of five doctor's agree the back of my hand is bad for your health.	25
What's Ed Gein's favorite comeback?	24
I wasn't born yesterday.	23
Amazon is testing sterilization fog.	20