| "No, officer, everything's fine, I just overreacted." | 19 | | | | |
| Every night, I have the same nightmare where a man sneaks into my room and watches me sleep. | 14 | | | | |
| There's nothing more American than a good old fashioned hot dog. | 12 | | | | |
| Somebody keeps messaging me with creepy pictures of myself sleeping. | 10 | | | | |
| I always wondered what was truly out there. | 10 | | | | |
| [AUGUST2020]"You're not me, you don't know what it's like having to cook all these meals for you! | 9 | | | | |
| Not easy committing insurance fraud, I thought, as my car rolled down the hill and toward the tree. | 9 | | | | |
| I'm hungry, so I think I'll grab a bite to eat. | 6 | | | | |
| Someone's been stalking me for a while now, following me home and watching me when I sleep. | 6 | | | | |
| Living alone isn’t so bad. | 5 | | | | |
