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[WP] Humanity has... 1.248e17 unspent evolution points.

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[WP] Welcome to time travel 101. Your final test was yesterday and I can say that 3 of you have already failed.

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[WP] "911, what's your emergency?" "Yes, I think I've been murdered"

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[WP] The aliens were not prepared for the 16th president of The United States to bust down the door and lop their heads off with an axe.

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[WP] All species consider their homeworlds to be sacred, which is why everyone is so scared that humanity dismantled theirs to build a dyson swarm.

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[WP] The oceans rose up and devoured our cities. They rose up and devoured our mountains. They rose up and devoured the skies. They are still rising, soon enough they will reach the moon.

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[WP] Why yes, this is clearly the intended use for this multi-million dollar piece of hardware.

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[WP] Roses are red, your cites are gone, I am Thomas, the thermonuclear bomb!

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[WP] "Fight me!" "...No."

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[WP] Yes humans, we know of your war like past, all the ultra pacifists had that. Here's my number, if any of the war like species try and pick on you guys, let me know and we'll exterminate them. Last thing we want is another war in heaven.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Humanity has... 1.248e17 unspent evolution points.	56
[WP] Welcome to time travel 101. Your final test was yesterday and I can say that 3 of you have already failed.	51
[WP] "911, what's your emergency?" "Yes, I think I've been murdered"	40
[WP] The aliens were not prepared for the 16th president of The United States to bust down the door and lop their heads off with an axe.	37
[WP] All species consider their homeworlds to be sacred, which is why everyone is so scared that humanity dismantled theirs to build a dyson swarm.	30
[WP] The oceans rose up and devoured our cities. They rose up and devoured our mountains. They rose up and devoured the skies. They are still rising, soon enough they will reach the moon.	29
[WP] Why yes, this is clearly the intended use for this multi-million dollar piece of hardware.	27
[WP] Roses are red, your cites are gone, I am Thomas, the thermonuclear bomb!	24
[WP] "Fight me!" "...No."	19
[WP] Yes humans, we know of your war like past, all the ultra pacifists had that. Here's my number, if any of the war like species try and pick on you guys, let me know and we'll exterminate them. Last thing we want is another war in heaven.	18