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After her lobotomy my wife was quieter, but happy.

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I purr excitedly as my owner places me into a nice cozy bag.

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As we walked along the sea front, hand in hand, I looked at her and said "You know, before I came on this date I was thinking of making you my next victim."

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Everything is different.

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"Just a little off the top," He said as he took a seat in the barbers chair.

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I accidentally fell from the attic and the electric cord is wrapped around my neck, holding me 3 feet off the ground.

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I have watched you all since the dawn of time, as your God.

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Yesterday my wife was extremely bitter, and this morning she was overly sweet.

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Yesterday my wife was bitter, and today she was overly sweet.

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