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I watched enthralled as my Christian friend ascended to heaven and my Buddhist friend was sent to one of the heavenly realms.

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I lived my life as generously as I could, so I was understandably surprised when I found myself at the gates of hell when I died.

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When the genie asked me what I wished for, it hold him the only thing I wanted was to be loved.

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When the genie asked me what I wished for, I told him the only thing I wanted was to be loved.

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I thought that cheating on my boyfriend with his best friend would be harmless, but he found out and posted a video of my and his friend having sex all over the internet.

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Considering what they do to pedophiles in prison, I was more than happy to take an “experimental punishment” instead of the typical prison sentence.

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I’ll be getting off at the next train station...

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“I’ve got to quarantine this disease, prevent it from spreading!”

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I thought you said we were riding through the park!

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My older brother and his friends grabbed my dog by the throat, threatening to snap his neck if I didn’t do exactly as they said.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I watched enthralled as my Christian friend ascended to heaven and my Buddhist friend was sent to one of the heavenly realms.	12
I lived my life as generously as I could, so I was understandably surprised when I found myself at the gates of hell when I died.	12
When the genie asked me what I wished for, it hold him the only thing I wanted was to be loved.	11
When the genie asked me what I wished for, I told him the only thing I wanted was to be loved.	8
I thought that cheating on my boyfriend with his best friend would be harmless, but he found out and posted a video of my and his friend having sex all over the internet.	7
Considering what they do to pedophiles in prison, I was more than happy to take an “experimental punishment” instead of the typical prison sentence.	7
I’ll be getting off at the next train station...	5
“I’ve got to quarantine this disease, prevent it from spreading!”	3
I thought you said we were riding through the park!	2
My older brother and his friends grabbed my dog by the throat, threatening to snap his neck if I didn’t do exactly as they said.	2