/u/IForgetImALemon's posts
[WP] Your consciousness is trapped inside a necklace, the jewel of the necklace being your "eye". No one knows you're in there, and you can't move. The owner of the necklace buys a pair of glasses that also has a trapped consciousness in it, and you finally have someone to talk to.
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[WP] You hunt powerful, Lovecraftian-like monsters as a job. Today you discover that you were the true monster all along.
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[WP] "Daddy, what happened to the goldfish?" "It ran away." "You mean it died?" "No seriously, it actually ran away."
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[WP] Octopi turned out to be smart enough to start a war with humans, and convince the sealife to join them. On 217 of the Ocean War, there's only a few thousand humans left, and you've just discovered that even deep inland isn't safe from their Wrath. They have personalised mecha suits now.
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[WP] Your sleep paralysis demon turns out to be a total wimp and you're pretty sure he's trying to remember his lines like he's been rehearsing this sleep paralysis. But he's still really fricken bad at it.
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[WP] When you're in Heaven and Hell, everything is immortal, but not on Earth. There's a demon that got locked out of Hell and is stranded on Earth, that's being hunted down by two MIB agents. The demon however, is a lot more humane than they first anticipated.
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[WP] You can teleport between the modern world and a fantasy world whenever you like, and have introduced the folk there to the wonders of modern technology. In return, you get to go back home with tons of magical items.
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[WP] You're known as the God Hacker, the best hacker to have ever existed. Today you finally managed to hack into the matrix, and from your computer on the safety of your own home, you can start playing god.
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