/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I had to return my sex bot.

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Santa left us a big surprise under the tree!

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“I’ve always wanted to try a little wood carving!”

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“Come on Dave it’s getting late so let’s hit the sack!”

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Your mom was so excited to go walking on the beach....

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The forensic lamp revealed illicit splatters and stains all over the the motel floor, the walls, the easy chair, and even the TV stand.

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The genie had already ruined his first two wishes and the man didn’t want to be the owner of the world’s largest rooster....

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“Pull yourself together man!”

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It was freezing cold in his house and he needed to warm up.

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I know I can’t be the only one who loves the feeling of being inside the sewer.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I had to return my sex bot.	16
Santa left us a big surprise under the tree!	14
“I’ve always wanted to try a little wood carving!”	13
“Come on Dave it’s getting late so let’s hit the sack!”	10
Your mom was so excited to go walking on the beach....	9
The forensic lamp revealed illicit splatters and stains all over the the motel floor, the walls, the easy chair, and even the TV stand.	8
The genie had already ruined his first two wishes and the man didn’t want to be the owner of the world’s largest rooster....	6
“Pull yourself together man!”	5
It was freezing cold in his house and he needed to warm up.	3
I know I can’t be the only one who loves the feeling of being inside the sewer.	3