/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[DEC2020] I threw my gloves on the radiator and swear I heard screams.

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[JUL21] They detonated the nukes to save the world.

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[AUG21] God looked down and smiled upon His creation when He saw they were breaking His commandments.

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At last the large egg broke and a young one crept forth, reaching towards her silently.

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Considering the wreckage, it was really a miracle to find her lying on the asphalt almost entirely unscathed.

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He thought they should all be ashamed for appearing on stage before such a tyrant, so as an actor he was willing to steal the show.

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She was trying to tweeze a rogue eyelash, because it was curling in the wrong direction.

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I tell all my patients that hypnosis therapy will help them conquer past trauma.

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The quickest way to control an invasive species is to introduce natural predators.

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I can't help but realize that the only time I was ever happy was when I was a little kid, that growing up was nothing but struggle and disappointment.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[DEC2020] I threw my gloves on the radiator and swear I heard screams.	56
[JUL21] They detonated the nukes to save the world.	54
[AUG21] God looked down and smiled upon His creation when He saw they were breaking His commandments.	54
At last the large egg broke and a young one crept forth, reaching towards her silently.	53
Considering the wreckage, it was really a miracle to find her lying on the asphalt almost entirely unscathed.	52
He thought they should all be ashamed for appearing on stage before such a tyrant, so as an actor he was willing to steal the show.	52
She was trying to tweeze a rogue eyelash, because it was curling in the wrong direction.	52
I tell all my patients that hypnosis therapy will help them conquer past trauma.	51
The quickest way to control an invasive species is to introduce natural predators.	51
I can't help but realize that the only time I was ever happy was when I was a little kid, that growing up was nothing but struggle and disappointment.	51