/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“Look, he’s falling asleep, I guess it’s time to hit the sack.”

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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but considering how many people I had to bleed mine might be worth even more.

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She went to the doctor because there were, uh, maggots... down there. NSFW

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[MAR21] The chamber echoed with the boy’s sobbing, as the priests pressed his bare shoulders to the cold surface of the vernal stone.

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They registered as a color guard for the Fourth of July Parade.

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The 18 wheeler rolled straight off the cliff so of course the driver died too, unfortunately.

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"I just panicked when I heard them growling, I didn't mean to do it."

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Our baby used to poop like 4 or more times a day, and honestly we were breaking the bank just to pay for diapers.

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It was mainly out of curiosity.

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Does anybody know why babies stare so hard at things that aren’t there?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Look, he’s falling asleep, I guess it’s time to hit the sack.”	7
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but considering how many people I had to bleed mine might be worth even more.	7
She went to the doctor because there were, uh, maggots... down there. NSFW	7
[MAR21] The chamber echoed with the boy’s sobbing, as the priests pressed his bare shoulders to the cold surface of the vernal stone.	6
They registered as a color guard for the Fourth of July Parade.	6
The 18 wheeler rolled straight off the cliff so of course the driver died too, unfortunately.	6
"I just panicked when I heard them growling, I didn't mean to do it."	6
Our baby used to poop like 4 or more times a day, and honestly we were breaking the bank just to pay for diapers.	6
It was mainly out of curiosity.	6
Does anybody know why babies stare so hard at things that aren’t there?	6