/u/IOughtToBeThrownAway's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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“We’re going to use a psychotherapeutic technique called flooding to help you conquer your arachnophobia.”

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[AUG21] Last night my wife and I decided to ground him from Xbox, to punish him for swearing at her.

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He was sitting there in the passenger seat doing crossword puzzles...

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The father quietly slipped out of the tent so as not to wake the sleeping boy.

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He dabbed the blood from his chin with a scrap of orange ascot and said, “like, I don’t know about you old buddy, but I’m still hungry.”

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The other kids in the cafeteria circled and jeered, “everybody look at Jimmy, he’s so afraid he won’t even take a tiny little bite!”

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It just felt like a runny nose, no big deal.

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He made alts and spent about an hour every day harassing and bullying people who seemed to be in crisis.

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The cops asked me where I was on Wednesday August 4th.

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Should I be worried if my baby’s skin looks kind of blueish and his eyes sort of roll around whenever I manage to wake him up?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“We’re going to use a psychotherapeutic technique called flooding to help you conquer your arachnophobia.”	221
[AUG21] Last night my wife and I decided to ground him from Xbox, to punish him for swearing at her.	215
He was sitting there in the passenger seat doing crossword puzzles...	213
The father quietly slipped out of the tent so as not to wake the sleeping boy.	201
He dabbed the blood from his chin with a scrap of orange ascot and said, “like, I don’t know about you old buddy, but I’m still hungry.”	198
The other kids in the cafeteria circled and jeered, “everybody look at Jimmy, he’s so afraid he won’t even take a tiny little bite!”	195
It just felt like a runny nose, no big deal.	192
He made alts and spent about an hour every day harassing and bullying people who seemed to be in crisis.	186
The cops asked me where I was on Wednesday August 4th.	181
Should I be worried if my baby’s skin looks kind of blueish and his eyes sort of roll around whenever I manage to wake him up?	179