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I’ve always been a bit of a germaphobe, and it freaks my out that we use the same scoop over and over again for the baby formula.

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[APR21] And the Angel of the Lord said to her, “Hail Mary, it is time for the second coming!”

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She looked across the wild swamps and cringed.

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[AUG21] The trembling boy begged through his tears, “please stop him mom, I’ve been punished enough!”

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“I was always very good at taking things apart and putting them back together to see how they work.”

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I asked her if she even missed the way we used to be, back when we were head over heals in love.

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"That'll teach you to look at a white woman!"

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[DEC2020] He felt all warm and fuzzy inside, just knowing that he was the one who made her so wet.

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She used the pulleys to swing the cinder block into position and held the rope to keep it from falling.

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I know this is probably small comfort, but I swear to you: you won’t go to waste.

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I’ve always been a bit of a germaphobe, and it freaks my out that we use the same scoop over and over again for the baby formula.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
[APR21] And the Angel of the Lord said to her, “Hail Mary, it is time for the second coming!”	48	TwoSentenceHorror
She looked across the wild swamps and cringed.	48	TwoSentenceHorror
[AUG21] The trembling boy begged through his tears, “please stop him mom, I’ve been punished enough!”	47	TwoSentenceHorror
“I was always very good at taking things apart and putting them back together to see how they work.”	47	TwoSentenceHorror
I asked her if she even missed the way we used to be, back when we were head over heals in love.	47	TwoSentenceSadness
"That'll teach you to look at a white woman!"	47	TwoSentenceSadness
[DEC2020] He felt all warm and fuzzy inside, just knowing that he was the one who made her so wet.	47	TwoSentenceHorror
She used the pulleys to swing the cinder block into position and held the rope to keep it from falling.	46	TwoSentenceHorror
I know this is probably small comfort, but I swear to you: you won’t go to waste.	46	TwoSentenceHorror