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We told him over and over again that aliens weren’t real, he’d never been abducted, and that it was all part of his imagination.

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She used the pulleys to swing the cinder block into position and held the rope to keep it from falling.

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The KonMari method has really helped me tidy up my life by discarding all the accumulated junk that doesn’t actually spark any joy.

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“You know what boys, this little patch of land is going to be one of them ancient Indian burial grounds someday!”

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The captain ordered all corpses from either side fished out of the water, and their bowels nailed dripping to the railings, and their skins billowed from the main mast, and the rest loaded into the cannons.

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The loggers called it "Hormiga del Diablo", and some ecologists suggested the name "Carebara Cutis-Fodiens", but our morphologic and genetic testing demonstrates this is the already documented ant species Carebara Minuta.

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When she learned he had cheated she made a big show of dropping her ring down the sink drain.

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My wife needed the food, she’s grown so thin she couldn’t even produce milk for the baby.

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The worst part of living forever isn’t seeing your family and friends grow old and die...

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He was finally tall enough to ride the grown up roller coaster, and the big kids were trying to psych him out since it was his first time.

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We told him over and over again that aliens weren’t real, he’d never been abducted, and that it was all part of his imagination.	46	TwoSentenceHorror
She used the pulleys to swing the cinder block into position and held the rope to keep it from falling.	46	TwoSentenceHorror
The KonMari method has really helped me tidy up my life by discarding all the accumulated junk that doesn’t actually spark any joy.	46	TwoSentenceHorror
“You know what boys, this little patch of land is going to be one of them ancient Indian burial grounds someday!”	45	TwoSentenceHorror
The captain ordered all corpses from either side fished out of the water, and their bowels nailed dripping to the railings, and their skins billowed from the main mast, and the rest loaded into the cannons.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
The loggers called it "Hormiga del Diablo", and some ecologists suggested the name "Carebara Cutis-Fodiens", but our morphologic and genetic testing demonstrates this is the already documented ant species Carebara Minuta.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
When she learned he had cheated she made a big show of dropping her ring down the sink drain.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife needed the food, she’s grown so thin she couldn’t even produce milk for the baby.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
The worst part of living forever isn’t seeing your family and friends grow old and die...	44	TwoSentenceSadness
He was finally tall enough to ride the grown up roller coaster, and the big kids were trying to psych him out since it was his first time.	44	TwoSentenceHorror