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Their are 27 amendments to the US constitution....

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I always told myself I’d never choose favorites.

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She parted her lips and whispered, “I love the look of a nice veiny set of forearms.”

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“Look, he’s pretty bent out of shape, isn’t he?”

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[MAR21] The hiker drew a deep breath of the pure mountain air, and let out a resounding scream.

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[MAR21] These idiotic spring breakers are yipping and cheering and dipping their cups into the communal punch bowl.

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I had no idea what the baby was laughing at but I was glad I got it on video.

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“The best way to clean them is boiling vinegar and a hard-bristle pipe cleaner.”

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They grimaced and let their tears fall freely, and as they lowered their little brother into his grave they whispered, “Cowabunga dude....”

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“I’ve always wanted to try a little wood carving!”

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