| “Why don’t we stop beating *around* the bush and go straight for the meat?” | 5 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| [MAR21] “Once more, and this time put some spring in your step!” | 5 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| [MAR21] Spring is almost over, we should have planted our fields 6 weeks ago.... | 5 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| [MAR21] She had a bad feeling about this motel, but she was too tired and the bed looked so comfy.... | 5 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| The therapist says it’s not our fault, that we can’t blame ourselves. | 5 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| Patience was never his strong suit, but he reminded himself good things come to those who wait. | 5 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| “Pull yourself together man!” | 5 | TwoSentenceComedy | | | | |
| She buried most of him. | 5 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| He always looks so peaceful there, sleeping like a sweet little angel. | 5 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
| [JAN21] The year was 1821, when our forebears founded the Fraternal Society for the Defense of Racial Purity! | 4 | TwoSentenceHorror | | | | |
