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“Why don’t we stop beating *around* the bush and go straight for the meat?”

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[MAR21] “Once more, and this time put some spring in your step!”

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[MAR21] Spring is almost over, we should have planted our fields 6 weeks ago....

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[MAR21] She had a bad feeling about this motel, but she was too tired and the bed looked so comfy....

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The therapist says it’s not our fault, that we can’t blame ourselves.

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Patience was never his strong suit, but he reminded himself good things come to those who wait.

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“Pull yourself together man!”

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She buried most of him.

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He always looks so peaceful there, sleeping like a sweet little angel.

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[JAN21] The year was 1821, when our forebears founded the Fraternal Society for the Defense of Racial Purity!

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